For as 90s as this sounds, this site is Under Construction. Since I was a Child of the 90s, this is allowed in accordance with International Maritime Law. The first show is now in the books, with hopefully many more to come.

I tell jokes. Sometimes people laugh. If I make enough people laugh, maybe they'll like me. Maybe you can be one of those people. Maybe I wasn't held enough as a child. Maybe bologna isn't really meat. Just don't ask me if a hot dog is a sandwich, neither of us have enough time for that conversation.