I tell jokes. Sometimes people laugh. If I make enough people laugh, maybe they'll like me. Maybe you can be one of those people. Maybe I wasn't held enough as a child. Maybe bologna isn't really meat. Just don't ask me if a hot dog is a sandwich, neither of us have enough time for that conversation.

I am currently looking for places willing to let me near a microphone to speak for a few minutes, and get enough laughs to prevent my summary execution. Open mics, guest spots, small shows - anything where the lights are low and expectations are lower.

If you’re booking and need someone who will show up and occasionally be funny on purpose (or often on accident) please reach out through my social links below.